The Do’s & Do not’s of Shaving Balls

I figured I would throw together a quick article for a few of the Do’s & Do not’s of shaving balls. There are many different things you should do and a ton of things you should not do. How do I know? Well mostly from experience I guess. I mean, we are honest here, right? Anyways, on to the topic.

DO! Shave your balls. Why the heck would you want a rain forest between your legs? I just do not understand. If you have a legitimate answer then I wanna hear it! No woman wants to hop on top and ride a prickly corn cob. Shave it dude.

DON’T! Shave patterns. Seriously, why would you even want to take the time to shave a dumb pattern into your pubes. It adds nothing to your nuts and certainly does no attract the ladies. Unless your making a “Happy Trail” I suggest that if you shave it, shave it all. Do not be one of “those” guys.

DO! Shower after your shave. Or you can shave in the shower. Either way, you do not want to shave with an electric shaver and not get all those shavings off you. It is annoying as hell to shave your balls and then walk around all day getting pricked by the random pubic hair floating in your trousers. You are shaving to get rid of it, not to carry  it around.

DON’T! Shave without shaving cream while using a regular razor. Jesus Christ! Who could be so stupid as to shave your friggin baby maker without shaving cream?! Are you trying to cut the damn thing off?! If you do not have any ball shaving cream then regular facial shaving cream will have to do. Just be sure your are careful placing it, otherwise you may get a burning sensation at the tip.

Hopefully this was useful for some of you. If you haven’t read it yet, be sure to read our article on how to shave your balls.